metalburger:

But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?

(via vagisodium)

dirkkat:

kankerkri:

sometimes i wish i was a guy because gay love is so fucking adorable

davekat, at least

(via madturbating)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I hope that Sunny Baudelaire never gave any blowjobs.

(via hotanimegirl)

magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

(via growlithed)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via squidwurd)

coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

(via iamthewhitegirl)